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Important Women’s Health Issue

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you wish you were more assertive?

If the answer to any of these questions is yes, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas*.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living…with Margaritas.

*Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include:

Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration

Erotic lustfulness

Loss of motor control

Loss of clothing

Loss of money

Loss of virginity

Table dancing

Headache

Dehydration

Dry mouth

And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING:

  • The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you are whispering when you aren’t.
  • The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing when you can’t.
  • The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
  • The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

 

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